I'm doing some work with PL/SQL cursors at the moment, and it's driving me round the bend. I'm going to call them cussors, because they make want me want to spout obscenities like leaking pipe of BASTARDBLOODYSHITTYCUNTFUCKINGTURDS.
Right, now that's out of my system I can get back to work. After all, swearing is good. Some musty academics in Norfolk say so.