I thought I'd seen it all... I thought we'd plumbed the very depths of videogame badness with Crazy Frog Racer and the abominable Big Brother game - a game so bad, MobyGames doesn't even have an entry for it - a fate that wasn't even reserved for the ludicrously poor Bikini Karate Babes - but no, they've managed to come up with a new, even more heinous franchise cash-in for fools waiting to be parted with their money: Dirty Dancing: The Videogame.
KILL. ME. NOW.