Friday, May 26, 2006

Byte: Death to all Americans

I'm finding it actually impossible to do my job at the moment, thanks to a group of Americans who are continually blocking me being granted access to a database I need to do anything related to my job role. Apparently, being part of a Scorecard team responsible for the management information reporting of AN ENTIRE COMPANY GEOGRAPHY is "too vague" a business justification for access to the database...

So, I'm going to summarily execute the next American I see. Which is tough luck on them, but that's what you get for being a compatriot of people who are making my life difficult.
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