Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Bark: Being ill sucks ass

There's nothing like three solid days of constant migraine-level headaches, coupled with a throat infection that makes the back of your mouth feel like it's been covered in toxic slime, PLUS a chesty cough so bad it seems like your lungs are making a determined escape attempt via the medium of your mouth to *really* put you in a good mood... and as if that weren't bad enough, the bulb in my lava lamp has just gone.

WHY WON'T THIS MISERY EVER END?

Still, on the up-side, you do get to make very bold fashion statements, like cowering next to the radiator for warmth, fully clothed, wearing a scarf and a kimono to boot. I just need a Fedora, and the look will be complete. Anyone know where I can get one? And if they sell lava lamp bulbs, that'd be great, too.
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