I'd just like to make a public service announcement.
Can everyone please stop sending me credit card "offers". I already have a credit card that has a £6000 credit limit and a far lower rate of interest than the pre-approved Gold and Platinum cards you'd love to get me into even more debt with.
Please think about the number of trees you're needlessly murdering trying to offer me something I don't want. Your corporate greed is slowly killing us all.
Thank you very much.