[Russian astrologer] Marina Bai wants £170,000 in damages after Nasa's Deep Impact probe crashed into the Tempel 1 comet.
She said the collision will change the orbit of the comet and therefore affect the night skyscape, and she will be unable to read horoscopes properly without lots of extra research.
Deary me. Perhaps she should research some Mathematics and learn that crashing a probe the size of a washing machine into a comet THE SIZE OF A LARGE CITY won't affect its orbit at all. Or do her horoscopes go down to nanometres?
I should sue *her* for damages because STUPIDITY MAKES ME STRESSED.