Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
Now that's what I call Darwinism in action. Such a staggering lack of sense from a 20 year old is rather astonishing. Glass tubes and burning petrol? Who in their right minds would possibly think that this is a good, safe combination?