Thursday, January 22, 2004

The best news I've heard all week



Apparently, publicity hungry self-mutilator Jordan risks having her breasts explode if they get bitten by leeches in the Australian jungle whilst filming I'm A Celebrity, Please Ressurrect My Career.


This is even better than the sheer stupidity of the student who went into Miami airport saying she had three bombs in her rucksack. And could get 15 years in prison for filing a false bomb report.


Doesn't it make you glad you weren't born so stupid?

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