Bark: Rants about the world in general.
Byte: Rants about videogames, technical matters and the IT Industry.
Hence, Bark and Byte.
A woman has insured her face for £100,000 to guard against her becoming ugly - as judged by an panel of 10 builders.
Don't you think it's a little late to have taken out insurance, dear? The phrase "back-end of bus" leaps to mind.